Rapunzewl
Once upon a time there was a rebel seventeen year old named Rapunzewl.
Rapunzewl wasn’t any ordinary teenager. She was as sassy as can be and had a
big appetite for danger. Not only a big appetite, but a big amount of hair as
well. It wasn’t all of her real hair of course; she had a weave that was ten
times longer than she was. She lived in a high castle with only one window and
she wasn’t allowed to leave since she was on house arrest. Her parole officer
made it clear that she couldn’t step outside, not even for fresh air, until she
was off of probation, which wasn’t any time soon. Repunzewl thought this
punishment was very stupid. She didn’t think what she did was even that bad.
Although the rest of the town agrees that robbing store after store down the
market street was completely and utterly unforgiveable. She didn’t commit this
crime all by herself though. She has Tyrone help her out. They’ve been partners
in crime ever since they have learned how to walk. One sunny evening Rapunzwel
was calmly brushing out her long weave when she hears her name being called
from the outdoors. She rushes to the window dragging her long hair along with
her.
“Yo Rapunzewl! Let down yo long ass
weave and let me in yo crib,” Called out Tyrone.
“Yo ass left me at the crime scene,
leaving me with all the blame fool!” Rapunzewl replied.
Tyrone waves a bucket of KFC and Rapunzewl
throws down her weave faster than a bowling ball would hit the ground coming
down from a ten story window. Tyrone knew Rapunzewls weakness ever since her
thirteenth birthday when they robbed the local KFC and took the stores week
supply of frozen food. They had the courtesy to keep all the money safely in
the registers though.
Once Tyrone gets into the prison castle he throws out an idea about breaking
out and running away. Rapunzewl is blown away by this crazy plan and is left
speechless. She is a courageous girl and does what she wants when she wants.
She’s always had a thing for Tyrone too. It’s every girls dream to have her
prince charming come save her and runaway together and live happily ever after.
Rapunzewl packed up her bags and seperated her weave in multiple braids.
This made it less likely for her hair to get stuck in the bushes on the run.
They dressed themselves in camouflage and headed out the window. Tyrone was the
first one down of course, coming down using Rapunzewls hair. She managed to
make a rope out of cooking aprons, old t-shirts, and dorags. Once they were
both on the ground, Rapunzewl jumped into Tyrone’s arms and gave him a big
smooch on the cheek. Her dreams were finally coming true and she couldn’t have
been any happier. The adrenaline rush from finally making a move on Tyrone made
her want to do something even more outrageous and dangerous. They start
sprinting into the forest holding hands.
They lived happily ever after on the
run, madly inlove.
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